• plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie
comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

(Source: 4gifs, via thehilariousblog)

"When you start seeing your worth, you’ll find it harder to stay around people who don’t."

— (via manakahandmade)

(Source: emilythefitblr, via toxicrants)

drtyblvd:

Instant sure-fire best-selling wine.

No question.

(Source: kashimiru, via brewnomars)

salrnon:

harclon:

so it’s 6 am here and I heard the blinds from the next window rattling. I didn’t think much of it until I heard something bump into my window; so I turned around, and

image

and another thing:image

I live on the second floor.

LET HIM IN FOR THE LOVE OF PIZZA

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

monobeartheater:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

literally nothing has changed between the 90s and now except we have cellphones and better wifi

monobeartheater:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

literally nothing has changed between the 90s and now except we have cellphones and better wifi

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via icantfindmyselfwithoutyou)

(Source: troylerisinyou, via pizza)

tellthegirlsivefallen:

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

I’m dead

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque, via brewnomars)

theblacklacedandy:

fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

(via voldemortandco)

(Source: etherealizing, via childbrains)

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